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Did I mention fox hunting? It should be banned in England (and everywhere
else too)!
Sad bastards should get a proper job!
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J French - 30 Dec 2004 08:51 GMT
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>Ban fox hunting
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>Did I mention fox hunting? It should be banned in England (and everywhere
>else too)!
Also ban rat hunting
- killing them with dogs is just a poor man's fox hunt
We should be feeding foxes and rodents, encouraging them to breed and
fulfil their full potential in Nature's glorious scheme.
Picket Rentokill - Vermin have Rights
Matthew Hanna - 30 Dec 2004 15:17 GMT
We should probably also ban British hunting I suppose. Though that just
takes the fun out of life.
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> Picket Rentokill - Vermin have Rights
John Moore - 30 Dec 2004 19:38 GMT
> Ban fox hunting
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